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We are pleased to announce a series of public lectures regarding a secret society that is now forming. Workshops, meetings, initiations, planning sessions at the second and higher levels are also given.
This is your invitation to join. Before arriving, please note the following:
- The society is by invitation only.
- There will definitely be an initiation afterwards. Skill must be demonstrated.
- Everybody needs a code name. Pick yours up any time.
Begins promptly at 7:00 PM Tuesday Evening
The Philkanelly Gymnasium & Laboratory
>>Music will be played <<
Refreshments are provided - B.Y.O.
Read the FAQ!
- How many are called to join a society like this one?
Nearly everyone.
- How many actually join?
Hardly anyone.
- How many need to know what it's goals are first?
Most are sure they already know. Many don't care. Many don't know about it. A lot of people have forgotten about it.
- How many members are there right now?
327. More or less.
- Are there any children who are members?
All children are members, automatically. The dropout rate among adults, however, is alarming.
- Who will instruct me?
You will. You are the only instructor. Please come early to receive instructor training.
- Will I have a good time?
Many don't at first, which is why hardly anyone sticks around. However, after a while you will begin to have a very good time. Only your instructor can tell you how long this will be.
- Is any actual fighting involved?
Yes. A true warrior temperment is required. However, others are around who are only too happy to assist you if you ask.
- How will I know if I've been accepted for membership?
Your instructor will tell you.
- If I decide not to join, can I get a chit from the Chaplin?
No.
See you there?
Chairperson, C. Kretgurl, Prop.
